indignation
I, who stand in the full light of the heavens, command thee who opens the gates of hell! Come forth divine lightning! This ends now!
Horatio

shakespeaker:

literarystarbucks:

Horatio goes up to the counter with two buddies of his. They all want to split a venti white chocolate mocha, and decide amongst themselves that since Horatio is the only one who went to college, he should do the actual ordering. Horatio orders. When he turns back around, everyone else in the Starbucks is dead.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

youre-hardtohold:

bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

track name: fuckyeah1990s rap
artist: rapper_man
play count: 15202

earthysoul:

wildsoulchiild:

fuckyeah1990s:

four-years-to-remember:

fuckyeah1990s:

ROLLERBLADES, 90s, PENS, 90s, COCAINE, 90s

should i make a music video for this?

i think it says “pez” not pens lol

dang well in the music video, i’ll have him holding pens.. cuz pens were hella 90s

ALISA THIS IS OUR SONG OMF

ARIEL I AM CRYING

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

vviolentprince:

bedussey:

what the fuck is this snake’s problem

parkour